No way out to city when I know that there's hot cash coming back

Hot hard cash Laura Kate Dale, the Jim visitor has called you to a court of law, a very real law to answer charges brought

to you before. A grand jury of Gaffin, can you or can you not plead guilty or not guilty to faking and lying about a PS4 Slim,

bear in mind before you answer, I am liable to ignore anything you say, call you an unethical

cuck and then post some memes about that gorilla that fucking got shot.

Oh, um, well, um, how do I, how do I answer this and not get in trouble? Um, well, you see, your honor,

what, what you have to understand is that my website doesn't have any adverts on it so not getting ad clicks.

Getting people clicking on things I write is very important to me. I somehow

magically rake in money from that without there being any adverts, don't ask cow.

So what I did was rather than like, you know, 3D print something that hasn't already leaked

onto the internet, I decided leaked on to the internet.

I decided to follow in the footsteps of a leak that already happened

and buy a 3D printer and somehow get a hold of the 3D

models and make a very convincing looking

PS4

slim and then what I did is I actually had a hold in the table underneath

so that it would look like I was plugging it into the the PS Slim, but I was actually poking it through the PS4 into the PS4 under the table.

And I, yeah, I plead guilty. I am very good at forging technology and all of those ones on eBay, I made them.

I'm making a nice tidy profit. I make a PS4 Slim case for about 20 quid on a 3D printer and I sell it on eBay and now I am rich.

The evidence before the court is incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire.

Guilty, you go to jail for a million days.

Bailiff, remove the prisoner, jail her.

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