Podquisition Episode 5: Raphael's Cheesy Christmas Meat

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

It is the Christmas one! We get festive by talking about eating a meaty Turtles pizza, and we laugh our heads off at the fact that a major "AAA" publisher managed to screw up Tetris. Merry bloody Christmas!

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0:00.0	No way out to city when I know that there's high cash coming back.
0:05.0	Hot, hard cash. God bless us everyone it's major of sterling and it is the Christmas one
0:19.0	of proposition which means the same old bollocks as usual but maybe I'll put some bell sound effect in there somewhere.
0:24.0	Hello, everyone, and hello to my usual lovely friends, Laura Kate, hello?
0:30.0	Merry fucking Christmas to every one of you. Hello. Okay, well that's that bollocks out of the way, same time again next year.
0:45.0	Right, yes, it is, what day is it today as we record this?
0:50.0	The 22nd, yeah, it's recording a bit early because otherwise we'd be recording on Christmas Eve and Lord knows we've all got better things to do without I don't
1:00.3	For yes, speak for yourself. I have nothing better to be doing I might as well have been
1:04.4	doing this Christmas Eve but it's mainly that the people listening to this hopefully
1:08.2	have more of a social life and don't want to listen on Christmas day I don've known some of the people that listen to the
1:14.4	podcast I do. I've known a couple of them for many years and I can guarantee you they
1:18.8	have nothing better to do. Most of them are part of a Facebook group where they trade
1:24.0	pornography between each other. I say that as if I'm above what they're doing.
1:28.0	Well, it is the season forgiving, so you know I have to respect their decisions there to share their pornography with others.
1:35.4	That is very true and ask me for my P.O. Box in any channel on my ask a fam or Facebook or whatever if you would like to send me pornography for Christmas
1:45.6	Not saying you have to but it'd be nice you know because it is the season anyway that, that's enough of that.
1:53.4	What the hell are we talking about?
1:55.4	It's actually Gavin, who's got stuff to do
1:57.5	because he's got a family and a life.
2:00.2	So the rest of us, you know, we could have done it. I could have done it Christmas Day.
2:06.0	And I probably couldn't have done it Christmas Day. But anyway, we're here now. You're going to get it early, so that's a lovely Christmas present for you.
2:13.9	What the hell are we talking about?
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