Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you in to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, baa,

hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh huh, uh huh. That Sonic the Hedgehog movie poster is making me feel genuinely sick. I don't want to

body shame Sonic the Hedgehog, but those muscular legs and that horrible Pekerman style body with the big swollen head. I feel quite literally queasy.

I can tell you exactly what that Sonic movie poster made me think of and it's that that

image on the internet of a very sad looking young child in a Sonic like dress up

Halloween costume with the text next to it that says no matter how fast I run I can't outrun my feelings.

Like that's what it looks like to me is it's like that's a sad human child body that you stuck a hedgehog head on.

Did you see the hedgehog head on.

Did you see the second poster?

Yeah.

Because for people who aren't aware,

a poster for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie came out

and even though we already have a design for Sonic the Hedgehog, this is something that Hollywood doesn't quite understand.

We've already got a design for Sonic the Hedgehog, we got several flavours to choose from in fact.

And they're all pretty good. They all pretty much do the fucking job, but no.

They probably due to a fucking group of executives

designed by committee focus group tested bullshit. We've got a big

Sonic head and they tried to proportion the body and give him like longer

realms and legs and and it's so muscular looking we haven't seen full detail it's

quasi silhouette he's got kind of porny legs yeah yeah he's not good enough fluff on him. He looks too much like a human wearing like a jumper.

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