Hey, hey, hey, time to put you middle to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, baa,

hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. now. I thought it'd be exciting to start the podcast off with a monster.

R R R R R R.

That'll excite all the children listening.

Now they're going to think this is going to be a great podcast because I just heard a monster.

Broh?

Fuck.

I shouldn't be doing that.

My voice is fucked today.

You want to hear a real monster on the podcast?

I'm Donald Donald Trump I am.

Oh, political commentary.

Oh, he is a twat though.

He was a twat long before that was a political opinion. He's a fucking

titto. Yeah, welcome to a poke position everyone. I thought I'd get that out of the way.

As a nice break from tradition, just let people know what they're listening

to is a nice little, again a nice treat for them.

They've had a crap monster and then Gav gave them a good monster and then Laura gave us a Tito monster and now we're just introducing the show.

Hello Laura, how are you?

I'm good. I've had a few days where I have not been sober. It's been very fun. I basically went to a convention and just got very, very inebriated with some friends for a bit. It's been a very chill week. And took some very cute. very feeling very good about my pictures of myself. I barely took a picture I did not like of myself. I had a good weekend.

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