Hey, hey, hey, time to put you middle to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, baa,

hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. If I was president though, if that's what I was, I would make all my swear hats.

If I was president, though, if that's what I was, I would make all my swear hats.

Little jaunty ones or little mouse hoods.

A lot of ones with bells.

Is this really your priority number one when getting into office is you're going to make the mice wear hats?

I mean this is the platform I'm running on predominantly is more hats for mice, less hatless mice.

See I have a platform ready for when I run for American President, which I can definitely do.

I'm going to run on the platform of bring back the production of those Saints

Row dildo bats just one so I can have one. That's my number one policy. I'm going to make

them, start making them again and only make one and

then stop making them again and they can be that one. That's a good policy. My policy is

going to be if I'm president two will have to release their album next year.

All right I think maybe if we can bind our resources to create the Mouse Hat Dildo and Tall

Party we could really shape America for the best even though I'm the only

one here and I don't think I'm eligible to run either. I don't think Maynard would be too

averse to running around with a giant purple dildo and little mouse in hats.

So here's the thing.

That would be the best tool performance in the world, in maybe the best musical performance in history if you get Maynard with a dildo bat.

And he's trying not to step on the little mice, but there are so many of them.

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