Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.

Oh, bop, baa, baa,

hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. I don't think we should do a podcast today.

Why shouldn't we do a podcast today? Why shouldn't we do a podcast? Do you have something else that mind we should do instead?

Yep I think we should get together right once a week and talk about stuff that's happened and record ourselves doing it and then put those

recordings together, put some music on it and then publish that on the internet for people to listen to on you know iPods and iPhones and computers and that

That that sounds like a much better idea see you know I could get very on board with this. Like if we need a way to brand this, like, you know, it's

just a spoken word musical track that has some music at the start and end and there's just like a really long spoken word poetry bit in the middle where we talk about our weeks.

It's a non-raming three-way collaborative rap.

Yeah, exactly. I think so. We're just taking a very long like rap break with no

music. And because it's rap music and now that means no one can disagree with us because it's art and if you disagree with our opinions here you are

officially censoring our art. Yeah don't tell us that this isn't music this can be music if we want it to who's to say what is music and what is art

Don't go telling me my art is bad

It is art is subjective there's no such thing as truly bad art therefore you

can't tell us that our not podcast piece of music that's definitely a song and an hour

long isn't good because that's definitely a song and an hour long isn't good because that's just

subjective because it's art. Yeah you know what will happen is is I will call you

millennials on Twitter and I'll say I'll say millennials thinking that Frankenstein was

misunderstood. Oh my God I had such a good time seeing that story. It was Gavin's Twitter that I first saw it on and I could not believe it.

I cannot believe these sensitive millennial snowflakes and their proper interpretations of simple literary themes.

God damn snowflakes! It seemed like parody. Like I live in the UK, like I'm in the country that the sun is from and like you know I I thought it was

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