Podquisition Episode 170: Carry On Up The Bayonetta

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week we talk about Metal Gear Survive, Bayonetta, and how crap YouTube is. So, a good week!

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.
0:04.4	Oh, bop, baa, baa,
0:06.8	hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.0	Uh-huh, uh-huh.
0:13.0	Right, before we begin, I've got a joke.
0:19.0	All right, before we begin, I've got a joke.
0:21.0	What is your joke this week, Jim?
0:24.0	All right, what is the difference between YouTube's
0:26.9	customer service and fucking nothing?
0:30.3	Um, one of them wastes your time because it at least pretends it's going to do something?
0:39.0	No, the punchline is fucking nothing.
0:43.0	The difference between YouTube customer service and
0:45.3	fucking nothing is fucking nothing.
0:48.0	When you're fucking nothing, at least you can get a hand.
0:51.0	Eh. Fucking nothing at least, like, does a... can get a hand. A. Uh...
0:53.0	Fucking nothing at least like doesn't waste your time.
0:55.8	You know that fucking nothing is fucking nothing.
0:58.0	Today is the day YouTube has rolled out its termination of monetization for anyone who didn't meet the new
1:08.8	goalposts that they moved. That thing where if you don't get a certain amount of views by a certain amount of time,
1:16.2	we're going to demonetize everything, and you can go and fuck off.
1:21.4	And they did that bit this morning efficiently.
1:24.0	Meanwhile the Paul brothers are still making millions by easing their platform.
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