Hey, hey, hey, time to put you middle to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, baa,

hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Anyway, that's why they call him,

called Christmas.

Who do they call cool Christmas?

Is that Gav?

Is Gav cool Christmas?

Uh, I don't think Gav would want to be called Christmas.

Um, he's a local tradition is called Christmas.

He's a man got a very sort of, I would call a disco aesthetic. He likes a loud blazer. He's got an afro sort of hairstyle even though he's a very, very white, big glasses and a mustache like you'd see in an old porno and he's called Christmas and his call Christmas holiday tradition is he likes to have sex with women and

deny that he's the father of parents and doesn't pay welfare and he just laughs it off with a

ha ha cool Christmas that's that's where Santa Claus gets his elves.

Yeah, I mean that's basically it.

That's where the elves go.

Basically forced child labour right there.

Because it's like you know, don't come to me with a birth certificate.

I'm going to deny your ass. I'm cool Christmas and I'm like a 70s

type guy. And that's his whole, it's very festive. On the surface it doesn't seem very festive. But once you include the

elves thing, it sort of all feels very Christmasy and light-hearted. Very light-hearted.

light-hearted.

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