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Podquisition Episode 133: There Will Be No Seaman Puns In This Week's Title

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

Leisure

4.6980 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage. Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.

Transcript

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0:00.0

No way out to city when I know that there's hot cash coming back

0:06.8

hot hard cash Okay, right, right. This is a podcast starting now, I think.

0:24.0

I'd a bit of lag when we were doing the sink up because I looked at the internet for a second.

0:30.0

I'm very sorry about that. I'd just like yeah look at the internet gym this is yeah I would just like I was I was actually like having a drink of water when Laura did the count and I like tried to put the glass down really quick and now it spilled all over my mouth.

0:45.6

Basically everyone's just a hot mess this morning.

0:48.0

Yeah, but I would just before we probably get started I would like to apologize to Comcast for trying to do more

0:54.5

than one thing on the internet at once. I am very sorry Comcast. I know that like

1:00.8

sometimes I have to do work which involves like uploading a video or doing a Skype call like this or you know

1:10.4

Anything like that while also doing other things like you know checking the social media and the news and

1:16.6

doing research on things and you know all sorts of other work-related things that

1:21.3

I do on the internet and sometimes I have to do some of those at once and I

1:26.7

realize that Comcast, which let's face it, is a small family business run by an old lovely man called Grandpa Lovely.

1:37.0

You know, it's a real strain on them and their bank balance,

1:41.0

which is full of mostly moths because they're so poor and that's why

1:46.1

they can't upgrade the broadband and that's why even though I pay for a business level

1:50.6

account the service has gotten shittier and shittier and shittier to the point where I can do hardly

1:56.3

fucking anything. But I am so very sorry to Comcast for putting that undue and unfair strain on them.

2:04.0

So, with that in mind, you know, hopefully you can forgive me.

2:08.0

Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to Skype for like using Skype. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry to Skype for like using Skype.

2:13.0

I'm sorry to YouTube for ever trying to do anything while you're uploading because as I have learned recently,

2:19.0

um, YouTube doesn't just want enough bandwidth.

2:23.0

It wants all of the bandwidth.

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