Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.

Oh, bah, ba, ba, da.

Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

I don't, I actually had something cool that I was going to tell y'all, but I can't say it.

Yeah, like, because we, listeners, when we start the recording, this might surprise you to know.

But we don't hit record, then start a call and then immediately

start doing a podcast.

This isn't Boston's favourite son.

No, no.

We do a little bit of a natter and we have like news and stuff.

Yeah, we chat about our little secret shit.

We got going on.

What fun little things.

I literally just remembered that I have something awesome involving wrestling that I can't yet talk about.

You were going to start the show by telling all of your secrets onto the recorded microphone

because we were just in chat about all our secrets mode.

And the thing is, talking about a huge match announcement that I hopefully will be able to

have in the next few weeks that is genuinely fucking awesome would be a way better way to start

this week's episode than the one idea I had,

and to call it an idea, is to insult the very concept of concept,

which is the risk involved in pulling your ass cheeks apart to get a better sounding far

without the resonance of the cheeks

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