Podquisition 522: Terrible Banter

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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You’re soaking in it. Games we played this week include: Babysitting Mama (7:00) Satisfactory (16:55) Dynasty Warriors M (18:30) Factorio (30:25) Sengoku Basura: Samurai Heroes (33:00) --- News things talked about in this episode: Reports of abuse at support studio (42:25) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR9HQ2C6h_4 Accessory maker claims to have acquired retail Switch 2 hardware (48:05) https://www.eurogamer.net/switch-2-leaks-turn-into-deluge-as-dummy-units-shown-at-ces Tencent is deemed a “Chinese military company” by US Department of Defense (57:45) https://www.eurogamer.net/us-labels-tencent-as-a-chinese-military-company --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.
0:06.0	Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.0	I don't, I don't.
0:12.0	I don't. Right. Fun question to kick us off today.
0:25.6	Yeah?
0:26.8	If you could turn any celebrity into your bathtub, which one would it be?
0:34.7	So they're going to become the bathtub, I'm going to climb inside them to wash.
0:38.4	Yes.
0:39.2	Yes.
0:40.3	Look, maybe it's a basic answer, but the first one that came to my head is Willem Defoe.
0:45.5	And that might just be because I saw him fight a vampire this weekend in a film, and he's on my mind.
0:51.1	I mean...
0:51.5	But I think he would chew the scenery well. Like, I would enjoy the banter that would come from bathtub Willem Defoe.
0:58.6	It's a strong answer.
1:00.5	I would go with Shaquille O'Neal.
1:03.1	Oh.
1:04.1	There's a few reasons for this.
1:06.7	One, he's huge.
1:09.2	You really stretch out.
1:10.8	Oh, you get it real good.
1:11.7	Yeah.
1:12.4	He seems warm and friendly and like the kind of guy that you'd like to just sort of nestling.
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