Podquisition 510: Beginnings, Redefined

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Can you believe such a catchy slogan could turn out to be so wildly inaccurate? Games we played this week include: Silent Hill 2 Remake (06:50) Metaphor: ReFantazio (27:15) Satisfactory (40:40) Cryptmaster (45:15) UFO 50 (55:05) Spell Brigade (1:07:10) --- News things talked about in this episode: In most impotent protest yet, Gamers change review descriptions of Silent Hill 2 remake on Wikipedia (1:07:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/silent-hill-2-remake-wikipedia-page-locked-after-salty-fans-try-to-rewrite-its-critically-acclaimed-reception Sonic Team expresses commitment to older generation hardware for Sonic games (1:09:15) https://www.ign.com/articles/monster-hunter-wilds-sonic-ps5-pro-support Roblox accused of inflating player counts to investors (1:11:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/damning-roblox-report-claims-company-inflates-player-numbers-to-investors-by-as-much-as-42 Nintendo patented room sensing technology only to put it in an alarm clock (1:16:30) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqWTkgDt6A --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter/Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put you better to the test now.
0:04.4	Oh, mop, my little.
0:06.4	Hey, hey, don't you know you're raising you with the best now.
0:11.0	Uh-huh, uh-huh. Who ever said life begins at 40 was talking out their fucking ass they had to have
0:27.4	been someone in their 20s? They were selling something. Yeah, yeah. They were
0:32.1	selling t-shirts and mugs that say life begins at 40.
0:34.8	Pretty much. Those those mugs and those t-shirts lie. I can't I I turned 40 at the
0:42.4	beginning of this year.
0:43.6	I cannot begin to tell you how rapid the decline has been.
0:48.6	Within weeks things started falling apart and you know I've not been quiet about
0:59.8	about the fact that I was a dilapidated right off to begin with.
1:04.0	You know, I'd have failed my MOT about a decade back
1:08.0	with the various disabilities and ailments and chronic issues.
1:13.0	But this year, my God, like,
1:16.1	I've started having to like, my window with time
1:19.5	between needing a, um, between not needing a piss and getting to the bathroom as quickly as possible, that's
1:27.6	shrunk.
1:28.6	Oh yeah, oh yeah, no, you're not, oh my God. And it's sudden.
1:33.7	That's the other thing that they don't warn you about.
1:36.0	Like, it's like immediate, out of the blue,
1:39.1	oh shit, I need to empty my bladder.
1:41.8	And then it's a sprint if you can sprint if you can sprint if you
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