Hey, hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.

Bah, blah, ba, blah, bye.

Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

I don't, I do.

I do.

Well, well, well, what a difference to wait 90s.

What a difference.

Big changes. Big, big things happening.

So last week, I was but a humble, the longest reigning PCW women's champion of all time.

Emphasis on the humility.

Oh, of course. I like to downplay my magnificent accomplishments.

So I am also now, over the span of seven days, I have become the greatest Korean wrestling champion to have never set foot in Korea.

I am the PWS street champion

because their commentator Charlie West blagged it

and very foolishly brought it to pursuit pro wrestling

where I showed him around

and gave him a, let's say, a real hands-on experience with a PPW wrestling ring.

It's a very handsome belt and it's mine. I can now say I am a Korean wrestling title holder and

that happened just a few days after we finally announced date everything.

So, yeah, big exciting things for those who don't know.

Team 17 announced a game developed by Sassy Chap, which is a studio founded by a lot of voice actors.

Date everything.

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