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🗓️ 30 May 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey Hey Hey Hey, time to put you middle to the test now. |
0:04.4 | Oh, baa, baa, do you know you're messing with the best now. |
0:11.0 | Uh-huh, uh-huh. So me and Phoenix were having philosophical discussions last night. |
0:27.0 | As we do at midnight, just before 2 AM fee comes out and starts hitting out with the really weird stuff, like, |
0:36.0 | what if you could give birth to strawberries full of teeth or whatever mad nonsense is cooking up in their head? |
0:42.0 | I thought I had them this time with a mad thought. |
0:45.9 | When I hit out with the question, how rare does a name have to be that no one with that name has ever shat themselves. |
0:54.0 | Like someone called Grace, there are going to be multiple people in the world called Grace |
0:59.7 | who have shat themselves. |
1:01.3 | Okay, well when do we define having shat themselves? |
1:04.2 | Yeah, this was going to be my question. |
1:06.0 | Anyone with any names probably shat themselves. |
1:08.9 | That's where the one up to me and like pointed out that like we're all doomed we've all like before we've even |
1:17.6 | become self-aware we are all people who have shat. It's original sin. It is the original shit. The original shit! |
1:26.7 | The original shit! I mean look if you want to give someone a name like right this moment that was like a keyboard smash of a name that no one's ever |
1:34.3 | been given before and they were born like three minutes ago you might be okay you might have found |
1:40.5 | your winner there for For five minutes. |
1:43.2 | Yeah. |
1:44.2 | Yeah. |
1:45.2 | If Harvue makeshift is born, right? |
1:47.8 | And we quickly, like just take a photo while it's halfway out, |
1:52.3 | just, right? Something that ain't shit itself with a unique |
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