Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.

So, me and

Don't you know you're messing with the best now?

I don't know.

I do.

So, me and Phoenix were having philosophical discussions last night.

As you do.

As we do at midnight, just before 2am Fee comes out and starts hitting out with the really weird stuff.

Like, what if you could give birth to strawberries full of teeth

or whatever mad nonsense is cooking up in their head?

I thought I had them this time with a mad thought.

When I hit out with the question,

how rare does a name have to be

that no one with that name has ever shat themselves?

Like someone called Grace, there are gonna be multiple people in the world called Grace who have shat themselves. Okay, well, when do we define having shat themselves?

Yeah, this was gonna be my question.

Anyone with any names probably shat themselves.

That's where Fee won up to me and like pointed out that like we're

all doomed. We've all like before we've even become self-aware, we are all people who have shat

themselves. It's original sin. It is the original shit. The original shit. I mean, look, if you were to give someone a name,

like, right this moment that was like a keyboard smash of a name that no one's ever been given

before, and they were born like three minutes ago, you might be okay. You might have found

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