Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.

Right, gang, got a bit of a production meeting. Got a bit of a production meeting before we crack on, like, before we talk to all the children listening.

Um, actually, that's the problem.

Oh.

We need to modernise to appeal to the Ute because I don't know if you've noticed, but the Jim Ququisition brand isn't

quite as hot as it used to be. And I think what we need is an influx of new blood to the fan base.

So we need to appeal to the younger audiences. So I'm workshopping ideas. This is a bit of a

brainstorming session. My first suggestion is we change this

show's name to cool co-oosition so that people know it is cool. I mean, people wouldn't have

known otherwise. That is a smart idea, perhaps. Right? I'm drinking a cup of coffee because, hey, I can't

start the day without my shot of Morning Joe. That is relatable. Like people listening

will say, ha ha, I too drink coffee and I like the caffeine for the effect it has. I've got to

pretend they have effects on me because of the ADHD. But yeah, totally, totally like, oh, God,

it jitters me up. What's the, I've been working on a similar but alternative way of growing the audience,

which is that we start appealing to old people.

We start getting old people listening to the show.

Can we get away with that much racism?

Oh, well, look, that's up to them what they do.

We've not going to control of them. But my, my, my,

rebrand idea to maybe get them on board is to try and trick them into thinking like it's,

it's like a countdown or one of those like daytime, uh, game shows, because we call it pod quiz

zition. Oh my God, they love quizzes. Right. you just make it sound like it's a daytime TV show quiz

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