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Podquisition 487: Genuine Brian

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

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4.6980 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Your robo-friend to the end. Games we played this week include: Stellar Blade (11:00) Hades II (18:25) Harold Halibut (25:45) Fallout (30:20) Vampire Survivors (37:10) Kaichu (40:25) --- News things talked about in this episode: Square Enix abandoning projects they’ve spent a lot of money on (43:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/square-enix-abandons-112m-of-in-development-projects-in-an-effort-to-improve-quality Escape from Tarkov devs surprised by response to locking PvE mode to exorbitant special edition (54:15) https://www.gamespot.com/articles/escape-from-tarkov-boss-didnt-expect-players-to-get-mad-about-paid-pve-content/1100-6523084/ Embracer’s CEO admits he made mistakes (53:15) https://www.eurogamer.net/embracer-boss-admits-long-list-of-things-hed-have-done-differently-as-embattled-company-splits-into-three --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter/Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0

Hey Hey Hey Hey, time to put you middle to the test now.

0:04.4

Oh, baa, baa, do you know you're messing with the best now.

0:11.0

Uh-huh, uh-huh. So I'm actually going to kick us off today for a treat by talking about something video game related.

0:29.0

Oh my. Oh fuck! Or rather, well it's real life informed by a game, but I really am sick. I complain all the time.

0:39.6

If a game does like an old-fucking fashion puzzle, I'll roll my eyes. There was a mirror and lasers

0:45.8

puzzle in Stella Blade recently and I rolled my eyes, for fuck sake. That one actually was one of the least offensive ones,

0:54.0

but the other one is sliding block puzzles.

0:58.0

It doesn't help that I replayed a bit of deadly premonition

1:01.0

recently, and the sliding block game in that can go

1:06.2

fuck itself but it turns out that that was adequate training for this very day when I bought a six-piece modular sofa from a charity shop.

1:17.0

And because of ADHD, it's been here unassembled for about three days.

1:23.4

Mm, yeah.

1:24.6

Yeah, we had to get some Hoovering done today.

1:28.1

We'll have someone who comes help me with Hoovering cause of my disabilities.

1:31.6

And basically we were having to constantly Tetris the

1:37.4

pieces the various blocks to get around and get the hoover around.

1:43.0

And yeah, yeah, it was literally a sliding block puzzle.

1:48.0

We were using the gaps to move things, like exactly how you do it and we did it. So for all of my complaints, you know, thanks video games.

1:58.8

Yeah, that's good. Teaching you good real life relatable skills. I also bought a robot for four

2:03.7

pound before anyone was worried that I was making only responsible

2:09.0

purchases for things that are useful. I got a robot. I don't know what this robot is, Laura.

2:16.3

Maybe you can help. I know what it is, but I've got no frame of reference because I think it was

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