Hey Hey Hey Hey, time to put you middle to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, do you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. So, cry. Crive. Cry.

Cray. I... It's a scourge, I'm told.

Yeah, it is a scourge. It's on the rise. It's always on the rise.

Always.

Always on the rise. always on the rise.

Despite all evidence to the contrary, crime on the rise.

It's a menace, it's a scourge, it's a virus, you know, a plague, it spreads, and I want a piece of the action if it's that popular

that that could revitalize my flagging career that could do it right? Crime. It does pay. They don't listen to the

propaganda kids listening, right? They only say that to try and trick people out of

getting into crime.

Yeah, like I know like several dealers who are doing really well for themselves.

Like, like crime pays pretty well.

There might be consequences later, but the reason people do crime is often because it pays.

Because it pays really well.

Like my grand had always had that thing thing like that you always told me growing up as a kid like what you told me like if you're gonna do something that will land you in jail like you make sure the payoffs worth it. So like he clearly knew to pick a big score.

Yeah. But here's, here's like something I've worked out because I, I consume a lot of media like everyone else right all the other filthy nerds that talk

about video games for a living right I watch a lot of TV shit well not so much these days but in my time I've watched a lot of TV, well not so much these days, but in my time I've watched a lot of TV,

a lot of films, played a lot of games.

And I've worked out how to get away with crime.

Yeah.

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