Podquisition 482: A Cool Breeze

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Breathe it in. Games we played this week include: Princess Peach Showtime (6:30) Rise of the Ronin (23:10) Darkwood (34:40) Theatrhythm: Final Bar Line (43:50) --- News things talked about in this episode: First Neuralink patient, upon release, immediately pulls Civ 6 all-nighter (47:10) https://www.ign.com/articles/first-human-patient-to-receive-a-neuralink-brain-implant-used-it-to-stay-up-all-night-playing-civilization-6 $400k worth of PlayDate handhelds misdelivered and stolen (54:10) https://kotaku.com/playdate-handheld-stolen-1851369066 Microsoft wants to invite more storefronts to the Xbox platform (55:15) https://www.polygon.com/24108670/xbox-epic-games-store-phil-spencer-interview An Xbox handheld increasingly seems like a thing that is happening (1:00:30) https://www.polygon.com/24108660/xbox-handheld-console-phil-spencer-interview --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on https://LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter/Instagram/BlueSky and check out his Patreon (https://patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at https://mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey, time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.4	Oh, baa, baa, do you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.0	Uh-huh, uh-huh. Now. I can't say I've ever noticed myself farting cold.
0:29.0	I've definitely farted like body temperature but I don't know that I've ever gone below body
0:36.6	temperature.
0:37.6	So here's a phenomenon that I want to discuss today.
0:41.6	Sorry listeners by the way, we'll be talking about farts. It's the one subject that I always get weird about. I'll talk about come and poo all day long for some reason. Farts, farts away you draw your line
0:57.3	aren't they? Something about farting seems a bit beneath me. However, I need to talk about the phenomenon of farting cold.
1:05.0	It happened the other day.
1:07.0	Now, when I say cold, it wasn't chilled.
1:10.0	Okay, so it wasn't like you shoved an ice cube up your ass and then farted around it.
1:14.8	I mean it wasn't even like I'd have, like I'd pulled a cash out the fridge and shoved it up there.
1:19.2	But a breeze came out, that's the point, like...
1:22.2	Okay. Like... Okay.
1:24.0	Ever so slightly below body temperature.
1:27.0	I... I let off a fluff, a demure, dignified fluff.
1:34.4	Out it goes, right?
1:37.1	And I'm like, oh, that's refreshing.
1:41.8	I imagine. Like, oh, I tell you what it what it was and I actually it's funny because we
1:46.4	talked about this on Boston's favorite Sun last time those I test machines at the
1:51.4	opticians where they blow the puff on the eyeball
1:54.6	yeah I did an eyeball puff out of my ass that's that's that's what I did I did an eye
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