Hey Hey Hey Hey, time to put you middle to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, do you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Right, ask me how I'm feeling.

How are you feeling?

Fucking out.

Fucking how.

Uh, I am...

That great, huh? Yeah, yeah, absolutely Chipper and Sons Lumber Company. I am a few days removed, except quite a few days

now from the single worst bump I've taken in my

wrestling career to date. That includes the first bump I ever took, which had inevitable whiplash, because you're not used to like tuck in your chin at that point,

and your kind of neck isn't sort of bolstered for it. I include that. I include the Tom and

Jerry bump I did at my very first UK match where I held a hammer above my head and then got hit with a hammer and then fell back

flat like Tom and Jerry, which looked brilliant, but had some whiplash too.

I, you know what, I'm even going to include the one that dislocated my shoulder and everything I did in the

kid bandit match. I took a second rope power bomb so I was up on the second rope about to do that fancy elbow drop I do and then

I was grabbed by the legs by three other girls who power bombed me and I've taken that move before, taken that bump before, but this

time I just let go a little bit too late and landed really high up to put a load of impact on my neck and my skull and

just accordion the body really bad and I have a bruise the size of my upstretched palm on my thigh, which I'm sort of pleased with.

I didn't realize how far back it was.

So it was...

And I've never had a bruise before that hurts so bad I couldn't put weight on my leg, but that's how bad it was.

When I came home after the show, the pain radiated so far up.

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