Hey Hey Hey Hey, time to put you middle to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, do you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Right, I don't think I've had entirely enough sympathy for the listeners to carry on a theme

that we had two weeks ago. I was ill the week before last. I did my time for the next

late two months at least. But I am fucking sick again. I mentioned it on

Jim Quisition on Monday. I think it's some sort of mouth or throat infection.

Sore as fuck under the tongue. I had a pounding headache yesterday that thankfully has mostly cleared up.

At a look in me gob, not to get too detailed listeners, but you know, blistery stuff.

Conrad, as a trained medical doctor,

well he's at least got a PhD from Road Rules University

founded by Jonathan Holmes PhD. He reckons it's Strep, I'm inclined to agree.

I want to give you sympathy, you know, you do deserve sympathy because obviously you deserve all the sympathy.

Of course, but... sympathy because obviously you deserve all the sympathy but but what's more important

that sympathy is perhaps puns? Uh-huh.

So how does it feel being James Streppany Sterling?

Mm.

You you think of beauty you.

That is I am always one, despite being a joke about my pain. I am always one for a good

medical pun, and one for a pun in general. I enjoy puns. I'm glad that has that has outweighed the fact that I took a moment away

from you know giving you sympathy. Oh worth it, fucking worth it. Um, but punurs get a bad rap. They do. Right? Like not vanilla ice bad rap, but they get a bad rap.

People who get upset about puns are just jealous because they didn't think of the pun before you said it. That's all it is.

Yes. I've always been fascinated by the human reaction to puns because even though I really like them

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