Podquisition 438: Fluids of the Realm

Jimquisition

Leisure

4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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It’s not tears, exactly… Games we played this week include: Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (4:05) Humanity (57:00) Alundra (1:02:20) --- News things talked about in this episode: Saudi Arabia makes another big investment in Electronic Arts (1:03:45) https://tech4gamers.com/call-of-duty-warzone-introduces-pay-to-win-dlc/ EU approves Microsoft acquisition of ABK; UK regulators hold firm against it (1:04:15) https://www.eurogamer.net/eu-approves-microsofts-687bn-activision-blizzard-bid Years after launch, only sequel-exclusive mode for Overwatch 2 got canned without release (1:08:02) https://www.gamespot.com/articles/overwatch-2s-pve-mode-is-being-scrapped-blizzard-explains-what-happened-and-why/1100-6514242/ Xbox’s Phil Spencer expected reviews of Redfall to be significantly better (1:10:50) https://www.thegamer.com/redfall-mock-reviews-ten-points-higher-says-phil-spencer/ Sony did not appeal Australian court requiring it to reimburse FIFA customers over gambling laws (1:15:50) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/report-sony-fails-to-appeal-austrian-loot-box-verdict Horror film lifts its Inquisition logo from Dragon Age (1:19:35) https://www.thegamer.com/the-popes-exorcist-dragon-age-inquisition-logo-mistake/ ESRB reveals very erotic pillow talk found in Starfield (1:21:05) https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39293/starfield/ --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.4	Oh, baa, baa, baa,
0:06.8	hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.0	Uh-huh, uh-huh. now. And this is the bit where one of us has to start the show.
0:28.0	I think it is. Yeah, isn't that what normally happens?
0:31.0	But it's not normally one of us. That's... us that's the one of us like has to start
0:35.2	talking and then like hopefully a show comes out of that but like it's the awkward
0:40.3	uncharted territory you never know what's happening here. I'm so confused.
0:46.1	We're lost and alone. We're not meant for this. No. We are not intended to introduce podcasts, or this podcast at any rate.
0:57.0	Uh, quick, look around for some bullshit to spin some nonsense about.
1:03.0	I've got a bottle of isopropal alcohol.
1:07.0	Uh...
1:08.0	Uh...
1:09.0	What if we... what if we joked it was...
1:11.0	Come.
1:12.0	Oh... Oh shit! Sorry! We joked it was cum. Oh, oh, that's a
1:13.8	position intro.
1:15.3	Sorry, you had me at cum.
1:17.2	Hello everyone. I was a little distracted playing tears of the kingdom,
1:21.6	but then you mentioned tears of the ding dong and now I'm here.
1:26.7	Right welcome everyone to come. I'd like to ask my lovely co-hosts what it is about come that they enjoy.
1:38.0	For me it's the viscosity, obviously you all know me, I'm a fiend for viscosity.
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