Podquisition 423: Fake Meat Metrics

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Welcome to your home for the hottest reviews of imitation beef. Games we played this week include: Dead Space (2:20) Hi-Fi Rush (27:00) Forspoken (45:00) --- News things talked about in this episode: Ubisoft Paris workers perform strike action, plan more (1:00:55) https://www.axios.com/2023/01/30/ubisoft-workers-strike-paris Xbox exec claims Last of Us TV success means FTC should leave merger alone (1:02:20) https://kotaku.com/last-us-tv-xbox-activision-blizzard-acquisition-sony-1850051036 All three console manufacturers expected to pass on E3 show (1:08:15) https://www.ign.com/articles/xbox-nintendo-sony-skipping-e3-2023 Run-up to Sony VR2 launch doesn’t seem to be going well (1:14:40) https://kotaku.com/playstation-vr2-price-preorder-sony-ps5-virtual-reality-1850052811 --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you in to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, baa, baa, baa.
0:06.6	Hey, hey, don't you know you're missing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh-huh.
0:12.1	Uh-huh. I just had a Mc Plant. A Mc Plant. Oh, is that a a vegan or vegetarian sandwich item?
0:29.6	The vegan Big Mac equivalent, kinda. Uh-huh. So. Uh, so that's me breaking all the taboos.
0:36.0	Ooh, look at you having something made out of twigs and grass.
0:40.0	Right. Impossible meat is what they call it, which is fine.
0:46.0	Seems pretty possible.
0:47.0	Yeah, it's actually quite possible.
0:50.0	As someone that doesn't like a lot of the inconsistency of meat you sure did make a thing
0:54.8	that's kind of like meat but without the inconsistency I appreciate that it's consistent yeah
0:59.6	it's it's it's soft I can predict the experience I'm going to have and honestly that's like 99% of what I'm looking for from food.
1:07.5	It's soft and meat-esque, very much like myself, so we can't complain too much we can't complain about the veggie deluxe I don't
1:16.4	know why I decided that today was going to be a vegetarian day is today just
1:20.6	reviewing the vegetarian fast food is it?
1:23.0	Yeah, well, citing curiosity.
1:26.0	You mean Satan curiosity?
1:28.0	Ha ha ha ha ha.
1:30.0	Oh, I don't get it.
1:33.0	That's another one of the fake meat types.
1:35.0	It's Satan.
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