Podquisition 411: Milk That Pig!

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Someone will buy this premise. Games we played this week include: God of War Ragnarok (13:20) Sonic Frontiers (20:50) New Tales from the Borderlands (49:45) The Last Oricru (55:25) --- News things talked about in this episode: Oculus Founder Palmer Luckey built a VR headset designed to kill the user (1:09:20) https://palmerluckey.com/if-you-die-in-the-game-you-die-in-real-life/ Activision-Blizzard attempts further stalling tactics, withholding (1:19:55) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/activision-blizzard-files-motion-to-impound-albany-union-vote-ballots Bobby Kotick supported election denier candidate in House race (1:21:40) https://kotaku.com/bobby-kotick-activision-mike-garcia-republican-election-1849754755 Activision-Blizzard drags feet on every issue in first Game Workers Alliance bargaining session (1:34:15) https://gameworkersalliance.com/2022/11/03/november-2nd-2022-bargaining-session-update/ League of Legends characters’ queer status will be erased in some markets (1:37:15) https://www.eurogamer.net/riot-admits-to-censoring-league-of-legends-characters-in-some-markets-in-wake-of-first-gay-black-champion Director Naoki Yoshida claims lack of racial diversity in FF16 based on historical accuracy (1:37:50) https://www.ign.com/articles/final-fantasy-16-square-enix-interview-lore Street Fighter VI adds “Dynamic Control” mode for the button mashers (1:40:20) https://www.gameinformer.com/exclusive/2022/11/08/street-fighter-6-exclusive-first-look-at-new-dynamic-control-scheme-meant-to --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	What? Oh, I forgot to plug, I put the headphones on my head, but I forgot to plug the headphones in.
0:07.0	Oh, I did that earlier. Yeah, okay, here we go. Punches game.
0:12.0	Fuck, go in the hole.
0:14.0	I've had to you all that a few times in my life.
0:17.0	Right, I was talking about penises, testicles and penis. Don't you mess it with the best now.
0:33.2	Uh huh, uh huh. Howdy all y'all? Welcome to Paul acquisition. I'm your host for the day,
0:49.1	chicken scratch old hula hand. I'm here with my familiar Ranch hand Conrad Joanne Gummich.
0:57.0	Howdy? Howdy, howdy. I'm also here with the girl who puts the lingerie on the animals how are you Laura
1:05.2	Kate Fields and Dale's oh howdy howdy howdy howdy howdy. Howdy, howdy.
1:13.0	Now, it never ceases to amaze me how you manage to design a brassiere for the Calzottis.
1:20.0	I mean, you've really got to think about how to get one cup but like space for
1:24.8	for many nipples. Your innovations in farm animal lingerie has really helped me
1:31.7	milk the pigs. So to speak to speak well I mean it's it's it's
1:36.4	man pig milk from home private reserves I'm not fucking any of the animals if if that's what you were wondering it's all above
1:46.7	board I just like to have jaws of pig salmon hello everyone hello hello is just just Pig Seaman. Hello everyone. Hello?
1:54.0	Just taking everyone on a little trip to Balbooobu's farm.
1:59.0	I'm sort of optioning the idea to peacock as maybe a sitcom, situation comedy.
2:07.0	Obviously the spin-off show to the office starring Dwight Shrute the farm never made it.
2:15.6	You know that that was a terrible idea in theory in execution and yet I still kind of wish they'd gone forward with that.
2:26.3	Oh I don't watched it. Yeah. I don't watched it but you know there's a gap in the market.
2:31.7	Balbooobu's farm.
2:33.0	There we go.
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