Podquisition 401: This Virgin Knows How To F You

Jimquisition

Leisure

4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Did you feel that? It’s the sensation of a rug being pulled out from under. Games we played this week include: Vampire Survivors (12:30) Steel Rising (21:30) Arcade Paradise (30:10) The Last of Us Remastered (41:15) Jetpack Joyride 2 (51:00) Control (56:20) We Are OFK (1:03:10) A Plague Tale: Innocence (1:07:40) Alien Isolation (1:11:15) Opoona (1:15:50) Mad Dog McCree (1:17:30) Wii Sports (1:19:30) --- News things talked about in this episode: Bizarre lawsuit tries to claim all of Sony’s profit from PlayStation Store in UK as “overcharging” (1:22:30) https://news.sky.com/story/sony-playstation-being-sued-for-5-billion-amid-claims-it-ripped-off-nine-million-consumers-12678949 Xbox boss Phil Spencer wants to see fewer platform exclusives, honest (1:27:20) https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-24/microsoft-xbox-s-chief-see-progress-with-regulators-on-deal-for-activision Denuvo is pitching their anti-piracy software to third-party publishers on Switch (1:29:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/denuvo-may-start-appearing-in-switch-games --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. Now. Okay, so you know last week when I said I cannot wait to get my internet back up and running.
0:25.8	Yeah, there was going to happen imminently as I recall.
0:29.0	It was like...
0:29.6	Like within a day after the release of the episode if I'm not mistaken.
0:33.8	Yeah it was going to be like seconds away to my understanding.
0:37.0	Yeah, yeah, like right on the cusp of it after waiting like three weeks I was a couple days out when we
0:46.7	last recorded it was Wednesday when we last recorded in that coming back on
0:51.7	Friday you'll notice I'm speaking in past tense. You'll notice I'm not saying I've got to the internet. You'll notice I've said I was looking forward to the internet on Friday.
1:04.1	I mean for all I can tell you've got the internet.
1:06.5	You're on an internet-based call with us here.
1:09.5	I see, sounds like you've got the internet.
1:11.6	That's what Virgin tried to ask you on Twitter,
1:14.3	tried to get fucking fresh with someone.
1:17.0	Oh God, did they try and do the, well if you've got internet
1:20.0	to tweet us about the problem, you're clearly not lacking internet that much.
1:23.7	I fucking complained on Twitter and I'm not even going to get into the run around.
1:29.7	That has ended with an email from one of their tech people asking me for my bank sorting code, which no, thank you, no.
1:36.4	What the fuck? Right? I need to like chase that up.
1:40.3	So that's a new line of complaint that I've got is fucking virgin workers
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