Podquisition 393: Dirty Tools

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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And you thought this show couldn’t get filthier Games we played this week include: The Suffering (10:55) The Quarry (22:20) The Simpsons: Hit & Run (29:00) Mighty Goose (35:20) Satisfactory (36:35) Shadow Hearts (40:45) Drakengard (46:05) Darkwatch (48:25) Bujungai (50:50) Pupperazzi (53:50) Disc Room (54:05) Mercenary Kings (55:35) --- News things talked about in this episode: Itch.io launches bundle of nearly 800 games in support of abortion access (1:00:10) https://itch.io/b/1472/indie-bundle-for-abortion-funds Politicians in the Netherlands are eyeing a loot box ban (1:00:45) https://www.eurogamer.net/dutch-political-parties-back-gaming-loot-box-ban Blockchain-based games marketplace swipes name and design from itch.io (1:01:35) https://www.pcgamer.com/owner-of-itchio-accuses-newly-launched-alternative-w3itchio-of-theft/ As Ubisoft turns off online features, players will lose access to paid DLC (1:05:30) https://www.pcgamer.com/ubisoft-to-pull-online-from-older-games-which-also-takes-away-your-dlc/ Sexy nightclub party brands itself with Final Fantasy assets (1:07:15) https://www.pcgamer.com/nobody-thinks-buying-billboards-to-promote-this-nsfw-final-fantasy-14-nightclub-was-a-good-idea/ --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you in to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're missing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. I'm not sure I'm going to I enjoy I really need a piss.
0:23.0	I mean, look, when the ability occurs, you can like, we'll chat about some bloody video games you don't care about and you can go and piss.
0:30.0	You just piss out the window, it's fine.
0:31.0	I don't want to lower the tone of
0:33.8	Pudquisition. Right, yeah, you don't you don't want after last week. You don't want to
0:38.6	make the show seem pure ill or the...
0:43.0	Yeah.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:45.0	Two thirds of us on this show have told
0:48.0	shit adjacent stories in this show's history.
0:52.0	You know, like by comparison, piss is tain.
0:55.8	I don't know about that. I don't know about that because it would, it was, right, look, I don't,
1:01.2	I really don't want to be low brow, right?
1:03.2	But, but...
1:04.2	But...
1:05.2	Comes out my knob.
1:06.2	Oh!
1:07.2	And that is dirty. That is the worst thing a person could have.
1:12.2	That is a place where stuff comes out sometimes.
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