Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you in to the test now.

Oh, bam, my little.

Hey hey, don't you know you're missing with the best now.

Uh huh, uh huh. You see a professional would wait for the present wrapping behind me to stop before starting but I am not professional. I am impatient and lazy and the moment we're done I can leave this conversation and

Wank so that explains that we wouldn't possibly want to delay that in any way shape or form that would be a travesty

absolutely not I just appreciate that it's being delayed for the length of the

podcast recording I mean sometimes. And I also appreciate not knowing when it...

When yeah, like I don't let you know when I'm multitasking, Conrad.

It's a secret surprise, it's a treasure hunt for the listener. Can you find?

That's what I call my wanks. They're my secret surprise!

Oh dear. I went on a train yesterday.

Yeah, how were British trains for you? I hear you have a bad history with them.

I have a bad history with them, mostly getting bullet on them.

Because... history with them mostly getting bullet on them because I don't like British children in general. They are like having lived in both Britain and America in my

life British children are the rudest, nastiest little twats ever.

Like I never got the shit in America that I got and continue to get from little British kids, little

fucking squits. Oh they love trains and they love being reckless and rude on them.

But yeah, I've never had like, like just people I've dealt with in public transport have just,

well I've spoken at length about like the traumatic time I've had sort of,

with the social culture in Britain. So I was pretty nervous about it. It went okay.

I basically, I had to go to Sheffield because I missed a training session because of some travel

conflict last week so I needed to play catch-up because I need to learn to duplex people.

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