Podquisition 380: Finding the Perfect Bush

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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We’re taking this show to a new level. Games we played this week include: Elden Ring (8:30) Weird West (17:40) Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines (28:55) Resistance Burning Skies (34:40) Despotism 3k (39:30) Chibi-Robo Zip Lash (46:22) --- News things talked about in this episode: Undead Labs employees allege discrimination and abuse despite Microsoft buyout (51:55) https://kotaku.com/state-of-decay-3-xbox-series-x-s-sexism-microsoft-undea-1848728682 Ubisoft stops development of Breakpoint, tells NFT buyers they “own” a piece of history (56:20) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2022-04-06-ubisoft-ends-ghost-recon-breakpoint-development-working-on-nfts-for-other-titles NFT game using Formula One license shuts down after they can’t renew the license (1:03:35) https://kotaku.com/f1-formula-1-one-delta-time-nft-crypto-cursed-shut-down-1848748953 Ron Gilbert returning to Monkey Island for new sequel due this year (1:05:30) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2022-04-05-ron-gilbert-working-on-new-monkey-island-game Rearranged Kirby song wins Grammy Award (1:07:20) https://kotaku.com/kirby-grammy-award-8-bit-big-band-meta-knights-revenge-1848745709 --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you in to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're missing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. We should wank in a bush. Yeah, you think we should wank in a bush. Yeah, you think we should just wank in a
0:24.5	in the same bush? I'm thinking so to present a unified front. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've
0:30.6	I've been taking stock, Conrad, and thinking of ways to take this podcast to the next level.
0:39.0	Okay. First and foremost, I'm here for it.
0:42.0	Yeah, the most obvious way is to wank in a bush. Well sure. Yeah, the second most obvious way is to
0:48.4	wank into a bush. Mm-hmm. A subtle difference, but one that carries with it many implications.
0:57.0	You see, in my opinion, Wanking In a Bush, has an element of deception.
1:02.0	Sub-Turfuge? Maybe an element of a, subterfuge,
1:03.0	maybe an element of a subterfuge,
1:05.0	stealth if you will, maybe an element of shame.
1:08.0	Right, right.
1:09.0	But the bush becomes the locale,
1:12.0	whereas wanking into a Bush, the Bush becomes the target, you're
1:16.8	more exposed. Perhaps there's more of an exhibitionist element to wanking into a bush.
1:23.5	The third most obvious way to grow any podcast
1:27.4	is to wank into a bush while someone wanks in a bush.
1:30.8	Okay, all right, all right, i'm seeing where this is going right do you know what
1:36.2	podcast we're recording what what's jonathan What? Where's Jonathan?
1:45.0	Where's Laura?
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