Alrighty, welcome one and welcome all to the Polyquisition.

It is a special one today for I am in the United Kingdom,

Don't Tell Boris Johnson, I owe him 10 quits because of services. I'm here in the room with you.

Right?

This is, oh, this is, you're in for a ridiculous treat, right?

I do in a whole position where I can see, I can see Steph's face.

I can actually see Laura's mouth moving and talking at the same time.

You're a human being.

I'm not just someone I made up on the internet.

I'm real.

I'm real.

It makes me almost stop worrying about how Conrad's coping without me there.

Well, I'm still, jury's still out on whether Laura's real.

This could all be a very complex ruse concocted by Steph to fool me and it's exactly the sort of thing that they do.

Well you know me I'm always inventing double lives and secret identities just to fuck with you, for no reason or game.

See, at this point it would have to be a very elaborate route, because not only have I at one point in this call Spoken over Steph briefly, which means that you're having to do two voices at one, which is impressive.

There's also other people in this room who can in the webbox room.

I can do other voices as well.

Yeah, who are the other voices that Steph can pretend to be?

Well, I would not put it past Steph to build a complicated AI system to handle all of this. I just don't think you're actually a person.

She is a person because her girlfriend is my girlfriend.

Yeah, I have a wife and a girlfriend who are here.

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