Podquisition 344: We Demand Applause

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Because apparently that’s a thing that just works. Games we played this week include: Pure Maiden Captures Uncle (0:30) Pokémon Unite (10:45) Mini Motorways (16:30) Microsoft Flight Sim (19:20) Samurai Warriors 5 (21:50) Spelunky 2 (31:30) Cooking Mama Cookstar (32:05) Silent Hill (35:30) News things talked about in this episode: California files suit against Activision for discrimination (37:30) https://news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-report/activision-blizzard-sued-by-california-over-frat-boy-culture https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-26/activision-blizzard-staff-sign-petition-supporting-labor-lawsuit https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-07-28-activision-blizzard-boss-bobby-kotick-tells-staff-companys-initial-response-to-discrimination-lawsuit-was-tone-deaf -- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to Put You Middle to the test now.
0:04.4	Oh!
0:05.4	Oh!
0:06.4	Hey Hey Hey Don't You Don't You Don't You Razzer We're The Best Now.
0:11.2	Uh-huh! The charm of magic lies in the bloom, the girl's heart will always live a Hanseer uncle in order to find him northeast and west.
0:30.0	Now I know what you're thinking. What are the game features of pure maiden captures uncle?
0:36.7	Well let me tell you. Game features. Pure girl protagonist, all magic attack, cool special effects.
0:45.1	Handsome uncle, intelligent AI, let girls difficult to capture.
0:51.3	I like it when they let girls difficult to capture. I like it when they let girls difficult to capture. I like it
0:54.5	when they include a handsome uncle. Well I mean this game has it all. I mean look if
1:00.4	your video game doesn't have a handsome uncle, what are you even doing with your time?
1:04.8	What's the point? Right? That's the development resources you could be putting into a handsome uncle.
1:10.0	I know. I played, oh God, pure maiden captures on court it's really bad
1:16.7	Casey asked me where I find shit games for video content the The thing is, 10 minutes.
1:25.0	10 minutes, you can trip over in the all releases page for steam and find some gold.
1:35.8	Some brown shitty gold.
1:38.2	Oh, the charm of magic lies in the bloom.
1:41.4	I don't know if I mentioned that enough.
1:43.4	Just I need you to know that the girl's heart lives a handsome uncle.
1:48.3	I'm always will.
1:49.6	I'm glad that it lives a handsome uncle.
1:52.4	Also, can I just say I love the intro. I'm glad that it lives a handsome uncle.
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