Podquisition 339: Dangers of Vending Machine Proximity

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🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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This podcast is not brought to you by Snapple (yet; call us). Games we played this week include: EDF World Brothers (17:00) FF7 Remake Intergrade (32:15) Flower (39:40) Infamous: Second Son (41:50) News things talked about in this episode: Marvel's Avengers bug displayed users’ IP addresses on screen while playing. (47:30) https://www.polygon.com/22545442/marvels-avengers-bug-ip-address-cosmic-cube-update Developer of Abandoned pleads with people to believe he’s not Hideo Kojima. (51:35) https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2021/06/abandoned_dev_appears_on_camera_to_denounce_silent_hill_hideo_kojima_speculation Bobby Kotick gets $155m pay package approved by shareholders.(1:04:10) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-06-22-activision-blizzard-boss-bobby-koticks-usd155m-pay-package-approved-by-shareholders Among Us devs talk about the consequences of their surprise success. (1:07:40) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-06-20-among-us-devs-admit-they-felt-burnt-out-and-overwhelmed-following-the-indie-games-success First dev to announce in-game Facebook ads backpedals after consumer response. (1:08:45) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-06-17-facebook-is-testing-in-headset-vr-ads-for-oculus CyberPunk returns to Sony with fewer assets to make it run. (1:14:45) https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2021/06/21/cyberpunk-2077-playstation-store/ Pokémon Go rolls back more accessibility options introduced during the pandemic. (1:15:30) https://www.thegamer.com/pokemon-go-post-pandemic-roadmap/ -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. I am now the solidest snake of gender.
0:26.6	Read it and weep subsequently.
0:29.8	Had to get a blood test done.
0:31.9	Had to get a blood test done you know just to with the HRT with the estrogen some
0:38.0	spiros mimmeds that I take to you know be a trash girl. Do you have the right levels of titty within you?
0:45.7	Yeah well I've got I've got perfectly balanced levels of titty in me.
0:52.0	My estrogen is at currently a low-to-average 86.
0:58.0	My testosterone is at a suppressed 86.
1:03.0	I am perfectly balanced as all things should be.
1:08.0	Or as my friend Louis put it, I am now Fainos.
1:12.6	So you're the opposite of those gamers who are like Minamax.
1:18.6	You've got to go, you've got to go smallest or biggest on any stat.
1:21.4	Everything has to be at one end or the other you're like now.
1:23.5	Oh I've got a balanced build here it's going well.
1:26.4	Jack of all genders yeah I'm like...
1:28.4	Jack of all genders. You know I'm I'm... or or Jill well gircle
1:35.4	because I'm right in middle
1:36.7	jackal of all gender
1:38.4	hell yeah my pelvis is a stride the the gender fence. I am right in the middle of boy girl and the only thing that can take that away from me is more estrogen, which I shall gobble by the bucket load, Laura and Conrad Zimmerman.
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