Podquisition 337: Pinball Justice

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Not the ball draining we signed up for. Games we played this week include: KeyWe (13:00) Crue Ball (20:25) Demon’s Tilt (24:00) Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart (26:40) Virtual Pinball (39:25) Yoku’s Island Express (41:00) World’s End Club (42:30) Kung-Fu Kickball (43:05) Backbone (44:40) News things talked about in this episode: David Cage reportedly throws tantrum in court (49:30) https://twitter.com/BobToasters/status/1400478443326816263 Injustice 2 Mobile rewarded beating up bi-sexual character for Pride Month (57:35) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-06-04-injustice-2-mobile-dev-apologises-for-pride-event-that-challenged-players-to-beat-up-a-queer-woman The E3 Media Portal set up by ESA assumes everyone is male (1:01:30) https://twitter.com/KonaYMA6/status/1402294951816404999 Ubisoft to offer remote work options for some positions (1:07:20) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-06-09-ubisoft-moving-to-hybrid-approach-to-working-from-home Playdate portable gaming console with a crank available to pre-order in July (1:10:30) https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/06/playdate-the-console-with-a-crank-gets-july-preorder-for-179-game-details/ Palworld looks like an edgelord Pokémon (1:12:20) https://www.polygon.com/22522497/palworld-trailer-release-date-steam -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. Now. Let's be honest here. Let's pull back the curtain and air the dirty laundry that was hiding behind it.
0:29.2	Let's get down to brass tacks. All right, we've put the tin ones away.
0:34.7	They make them out of tin, I'm like...
0:36.8	No one has ever liked a video game.
0:43.0	No, I agree with you, this is not a controversial take.
0:47.0	Naha, lowest form of human creation.
0:50.0	And when I say that, right, That includes everything anyone has ever filmed themselves doing with
0:56.4	fecal matter and also the fecal matter. That's high art by comparison if we're honest.
1:02.3	Oh, absolutely. Exactly you know I'd rather be like
1:05.7	ah there's a shit that's better than the video game right? I did that the other day I was
1:10.5	walking down the street I went down a side street I looked over the left I said
1:14.2	that's a human turd yeah every form of play is better than gameplay that includes
1:20.6	poop play piss play, pony play, plays.
1:27.6	Plays are better than video games.
1:29.6	They are, they're better.
1:31.0	You don't have to interact, they do the story for you. It's not forcing you to do work.
1:36.2	Including that one man show where he flings those sheep guts around.
1:40.4	Again, at least I'm not required to do homework to make that happen.
1:44.1	Yeah, it was some sort of protest against the imprisonment of Oscar Wilde, which...
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