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Podquisition 316: A Righteous Claim of Nobility

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

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4.6980 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

We’re joined by Sophie (aka TheymerSophie / CurioVids) to witness the coronation of Loardy Sterling. Games we played this week include: Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2 (6:40) Cooking Mama: Cookstar (9:50) Wrestling Empire (22:30) Dead Space (30:30) Curse of the Dead Gods (33:30) Only Cans: Thirst Date (38:00) Umurangi Generation (42:55) Monster Hunter: Rise (44:55) Pokemon Liquid Crystal (55:05) Observer (57:05) Ghostrunner (58:50) News things talked about in this episode: CDPR under investigation by Polish consumer protection agency (1:00:30) https://www.ign.com/articles/cyberpunk-2077s-launch-and-ongoing-fixes-investigated-by-consumer-protection-agency Lucasfilm announces game projects with Ubisoft and Bethesda (1:04:40) https://www.wired.com/story/lucasfilm-games-star-wars-ubisoft-indiana-jones-bethesda Razer is making ridiculous face masks (1:09:20) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-01-13-of-course-razers-face-mask-has-rgb-lighting-and-voice-amplification Twitch reworks Pogchamp emote to spotlight creators, leaves them to deal with the harassment (1:11:40) https://kotaku.com/twitchs-pogchamp-removal-was-never-enough-and-now-its-1846035307 Check out Sophie at TheymerSophie on Twitch and Twitter, watch their YouTube videos at youtube.com/CurioVids, and support them at patreon.com/CurioVids Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0

So who sings the theme song is a I can do hey hey hey no okay I got but but but but but but but but but but but yeah you got to the so long as you do the but but

0:09.8

top sometime you can't really get it wrong. Hey, hey, Bayonet is gonna, I don't...

0:15.0

Gonna cook your dinner, she's gonna cook a stroke enough.

0:20.0

Yeah, she's prepared to stroke enough for everyone.

0:22.0

That's so kind of her, I knew she was a good... Yeah, she's prepared to stroke enough for everyone.

0:22.6

That's so kind of her.

0:24.0

I knew she was a good host.

0:25.4

Inviting everyone into her half. But, but, but, but, but,

0:34.0

Hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now. All right, no time to waste then.

0:58.1

Got to assert my royal authority. I have got a royal seal. I have pressed my finger into a mini baby bell wrapper. Not even the wax bit, just the wrapper, so it's no good.

1:05.0

Basically what I've done is I've written a letter to the government telling them that I'm now nobility

1:11.0

and they've got to do everything I say. And I've stapled a mini baby well rapper to it and now I'm on a no fly list so I am a little bit concerned

1:20.4

however I do believe that if I just tell the governor of Pennsylvania that I'm in

1:27.6

charge because I've got a bit of land in Scotland, I reckon I'll clear this up.

1:31.9

Hello everyone, Justin got me for my birthday, a bit of land.

1:37.0

And it's one of that, you know, that bit of land in Scotland where you do a title.

1:41.0

But because of, you know, old-fashioned fuddy duddiers that don't understand that I am better

1:50.4

than them, they only let you be a lord or a lady and Justin didn't know what to do so he got me both so now I'm a Lewardi.

1:56.4

So that's where I'm at in life. Hello everyone.

2:01.7

Hello. Hello. You might notice that was a very to the point an

2:06.2

expedient intro from Jim which is very very rare this never happens.

2:10.6

It's almost like we had a practice run and had to throw out some real good goofs.

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