Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you in to the test now.

Oh, bam, my little.

Hey hey, don't you know you're missing with the best now.

Uh huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Our fire in the Whole collection allows you to smell like you've been

showering in campfire, gun powder, and whiskey without all those pesky and decent exposure charges and

third-degree burns. There's a soap that makes you smell like gunpowder campfire

and whiskey you can smell like my actual dad. I saw you share dump you can smell like these things without the indecent exposure charges and the burns.

Are they suggesting that previously the only way to smell like this was to fuck a bonfire?

Yes, I think that's what it is is to yeah. Yeah you would have

indecently exposed yourself and really burn those genitals that's that was

previously the only way. Get your kit off and squat up and down on it.

Yeah, yeah, I mean just do a full Targary and do remember that, kids.

So this is outlaw soaps, just some of the weird shit that just

happens to annoy me on Facebook. I mean it says read about it and be overjoyed.

Like is there a market for people who think to themselves I don't want to drink but I want to smell like I've been drinking?

They who wants that?

It's the time of year where my inbox has just been full of like everyone's got a holiday gift guide and whether it's

video games or not we're going to email you about it I have had some some truly

baffling emails of like there was one that was trying to dress up like fake autism cures as a fun Christmas gift.

Oh! Treat your family this Christmas to the gift of an autism cure.

That was a strange one to receive.

Gummies, they were like Flea Stones gummies.

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