Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test pile.

Ah, ma'am, ma'am, ma'u.

Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

Ah, ooh, ahoo. So anyway, it was me and Steve, and we're watching the 2009 horror classic The Collector.

Right.

When he turns around and he looks at me and he says, Jim, he says, do you want to watch me throw up?

And I thought, that's strange.

That is an unusual request.

And I think that registered on my face.

Because he said, I'm sorry, that was inappropriate.

I just, I thought that was the direction the evening was going.

You put on the collector.

I thought you might want to see me throw up.

And I said, it's just I hadn't considered the opportunity sting that you'd want me to.

So I went and did it.

You know, went into the bathroom.

He went over the toilet and heaved because it's considerate like that.

The only problem is, is I forgot if I hear someone vombed, so I bombed.

And then he stopped. Like on a dime, just like that, and looked up and said, I don't want to see that shit. Oh. Yeah. Oh, this was not a mutual thing. This is like, no, I'm going to be sick. I don't want you to be. Yeah. And I said, you know, fair dues, fair dues. and then And then we, you know, the collector had wrapped up by then. We actually, you know, we like the credits roll. And then we went back to writing the script. We're working on a show, the unfuckable Jimmy shit. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted him on as a, like, a celebrity. like he was going to play the homunculus I create in the basement, because that's the premise, is I go to New York after living in a hole to create various, you know, homunculi and other, you know, artificial life forms.

And one of those homunculi will be the, the titular, unfuckable, Jimmy shit, or whatever. Yeah, if you like. I assume that's where that was going there. Have I misunderstood your premise? The general idea is that no one has sex because I don't know how to write a sex scene. Ah. So I thought if I just, if I just made the premise that, you know, someone's unfuckable and called Jimmy

shit because I like the way, um, I was thought as a name like shit rolls off the tongue.

So I thought Jimmy Schmidt, Jimmy Schmidt is an actor.

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