So on top of my back to the best now

So on top of my back,

Don't you know you're messing with the best now?

Ah-huh, ah-hoo! So on top of my back sucking again and on top of the pharmacy, not having pharmaceutical products

like a pharmacy should have all day, right? And my new dress not arriving, right? On top of all that,

having had a rough couple weeks in a rough year overall, I thought, right, they're selling on

sale this neck massager thing, and I never normally go for those sorts of things, folks.

I never normally go for those sorts of things. But it was like more, it was like 75% discount,

and I'm like, fuck it. Back is in agony. I've been very conscious lately of how I tense my neck and shoulders.

And in these trying times, no masseuse right now.

So get it.

Why not?

Arrived without a power adapter.

Hmm.

So to answer your question, Conrad, no, I'm not having a groovy day.

Oh. No power adapter, right?

That's, yeah.

You have no idea how stressed out that made me.

How stressed out the receipt of a massaging machine made me.

They're following the Apple, the Nintendo model.

We're just going to start shipping your things and you've got to find your own plugs for them. I think I accidentally bought some sort of refurb job. The box was a fucking shambles. It's cheap, but now I need to get a power adapter. Or I'll just throw it straight in the bin with all the other things I thought would be nice to treat myself with. Oh. Also, right, if you have a pain clinic, right?

Don't put it at the top of some steps. What are you playing at? That just seemed like a bad idea. Get a ramp in. Yeah, that's really poorly considered. You know, because people might be in pain. They might have difficulty moving. You're saying, there's no elevator?

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