No way out to city when I know that there's hot cash coming back.

Hot, hard, cash.

Jim, Conrad, it's episode 300 of Podquisition and I thought I'd do something special for you both

but I've got to lay down a ground rule. I've only got one ground rule this week if you want your

treat and your surprise. When you said episode 300 I thought yay. When you said treat I thought yay.

Roll. Boo. What is this rule? Oh, who wants rules? Okay, the rule is, we're going to bring someone special in this week. You have to let them talk about video games. Wait, wait, hang on a second. See, it's barely even a rule. Why would it even be a rule? Is there anyone in the world you wouldn't want to let talk about video games?

Well, I mean, that's the thing.

This better be superb.

Wow.

The only way to find out is to agree to let them talk about video games.

Yes.

Laura Kate Dale, you've done it again again you're wily dog you've done it again you've called our bluff

and painted us into a corner and put us in a bind so we sleep with the fishes and other things

that you've done right what the hell's going on? Who, who have you brought before us?

What dainty dish before these kings? Do you want to introduce yourself, person we've got here this

week? I'd love to. I, I kind of can't believe I'm here. I've felt like the dungeon gimp mistress

for so many years, never invited onto the proper show.

Yeah.

Just up there with his real family while I'm down there eating scraps.

You've been on this before?

Waiting to get tickled if I'm lucky.

I mean, Jonathan, I'll tickle you.

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