Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.

Ah, bah, ma'am, ba'u.

Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

Ah-huh, ha, ha, ha. Yeehaw, pick up your dogs and your top hats.

It's me, the Monopoly kid.

Don't pass gold, don't collect 200 poundsies.

Oh, no.

Oh, hello there, Lori.

Oh, Capope, looks like you're on Merrill Bone Avenue. I got two hotels on them

bastards. You owe me so much money. It's fine, because you keep landing on literally every other

property on the board, which I own, so it's fine. I'm flush for cash. You're the one in trouble, sir.

Don't you try and bambooz or the kid?

I got all the utilities and the train stations.

Just in case you think of skipping town, Conrad.

Wild Conrad.

You know, a black cat cowboy landlord really is an interesting character proposition isn't it well you can do

something with that like tie in tie in uh women to train tracks right and then when they come to

like do something about it's like but i own the rails i can do what i want see i about to say, what does it matter if I don't pay the rent? If you send me to jail, I've got a jail free, get out of jail free card. And then I remember those are basically a thing in America that police can give out to their friends to be like, hey, be nice, I'm friends with a cop. And then I got a bit sad for a second. Yeah. That shouldn't be a thing. I'm the only law in this town.

If you want to get out of jail and get your 200 poundsies,

you're going to have to blow your way out with a red sticker dynamite with a bit of string on the end.

Like we're having cowboy times.

Community chest.

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