Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you in to the test now.

Oh, baa, baa, baa,

hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.

Uh huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. My dog has been dragging me from the backyard to the front yard because he wants to do his business in the front yard.

Does he not like privacy?

I think he wants everyone to know.

He's just taking, he's taking proud in his surroundings.

He wants to show the neighbors his achievements.

He needs everyone to know that he's shitting and he needs to know that everyone knows.

Is this just like a power move so that like, you know, everyone in the area just knows who's boss. It's like

Me taking a shit and my human we're in charge

Is that not the fabric of America? You just go and shit all over the place and stand

proudly above it and go, this is my shit. That will be his America. He's an old English bulldog and he is America.

But I think my dog is a psychosexual nightmare.

It must be some weird freak thing that he's doing.

You reckon your dog just gets off on it? some weird freak thing that he's doing.

You reckon your dog just gets off on it, do you?

Is that what's going on?

Either that or he's auditioning for a Lars von Tria film.

Ha ha haph, I'm just dealing with the fact that Jim's

dog has a scat fetish here and I'm... Who am I to judge as long as it's you know not on someone else's front lawn that's their business?

It is on someone else's front lawn. It's on my fucking front lawn.

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