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Podquisition 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

Leisure

4.6980 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Gavin is away for a week because he's too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan? Nowhere. Nowhere else. We also talk about why we're not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy's some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!

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0:00.0

No way out to city when I know that there's hot cash coming back.

0:05.0

Hot, hard cash. Hello hello and welcome to the Pod Acquisition episode 15 that is a lot now that is 15 hours of I was gonna say entertainment but that's pushing it

0:28.0

15 hours of stuff you really shouldn't have put in your ears.

0:34.9

Yeah yeah 15 hours of stuff you really shouldn't have put in your ears. Yeah yeah 15 hours of stuff we shouldn't have done you shouldn't have encouraged but we're here now we have to deal with it.

0:39.7

Hello Laura. Hello I'm here how are you today Jim? I'm I'm here. How are you today Jim? I'm splendid I'm rip roaring to go I'm feeling good

0:47.3

We are without Gavin this week. I know you be soft. You be are just fed up of him like constantly hate

0:54.6

speeching them and they've they've gotten rid of him they tried to get rid of him

0:58.7

before and he made it back within ten minutes of the episode I don't think he's going to escape so luckily this week I think

1:04.4

that Ubisoft might keep him captured all all episode long. Yeah what it is is he what it really is is he got interviewed by the Irish examiner.

1:16.0

And now he's too bloody good for us.

1:18.0

Too good for us.

1:19.0

Just sold out upsticks, decided, you know what, I'm too Hollywood for you guys.

1:24.0

He is too much of a rock and pop star.

1:27.0

Yeah, he is officially Ireland's most important indie musician, therefore too important for us.

1:32.8

And so he'll be that most important musician

1:35.3

that nobody's bloody heard of.

1:37.6

That was the thing.

1:38.9

I found that an interesting article actually is a shame that he's too good for us this week. Because that was. interesting art

1:43.7

actually is a shame that he is too good for us this week because that was a very

1:46.0

interesting angle to take with it because I feel

1:49.8

I think a lot of people who are prominent on the internet must feel that way where they are.

1:54.0

I mean like out here in Mississippi like I may very well be one of the most well-known prominent individuals in this state.

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