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It's your pal Clem here. We've got the big man over in Jersey that daddy boy chaps down in Tejas,

Joey Langone through his virtual screen of silence at HQ. And as you can tell, a little bit of the weather now. So my last week of pseudo freedom without having

becoming Mr. Mom every morning driving the kids to school. All that is going to be a tough one, but I got my boys with me and everyone is doing all right here.

How are we doing, Chaps? What's going on Texas these days, my friend?

I'm doing all right. We're big time cicada like the cicadas are starting to die off here. They're dropping our own around everywhere and it's driving the wifey crazy. So I'm constantly on cicada watch whenever they're on like the driveway and things like that.

We're big time bugs right now, but other than that, things are going pretty good down here. As long as I'm off social media because my social media has been an absolute shit show lately.

Chaps, see my friend. It's first of all, we didn't even touch on this on last week's episode. Are you, are you still thinking about bringing like there was a refugee you were thinking about hosting at the Chaps residents? Is that still a potential issue? I had seen that I forgot to mention it last week.

Well, I think there was a little confusion by the tweet there like I got not bring them into my house, but you like that's not the way that the refugee program works. So whenever they come to the city, they have like they are called hosts families, but you just kind of like get them set up in the city and like I've been able to find like a realtor who's going to do everything pro ball no no like a material fees or anything like that.

Whenever they get there, they'll have like a stock pantry and we were able to get like six months of rent covered at the top for this interpreter, which is pretty sick.

You let them know where the good pizza places is like no, that place sucks. This is the place to go.

8.2 on one bite all that kind of stuff.

I didn't realize cicadas. I don't think we've had cicadas here. I don't think we've ever had cicadas here. I haven't heard them this year. I haven't heard them when the bloom came like five years ago.

Has it been one of those things where it's like you go outside and they just fucking destroy your dreams? Is that the kind of infestation we're dealing with down in San Antonio?

Chaps is being back.

You got them here too. You got them there large men. So I just so the cicada wasps are where the bait of my existence last year.

They were the ones that were coming in and killing the skater. Remember those big wasp that were burning over my yard.

And then we ripped out the yard this year. So we maybe had a dozen of them. Whereas last year we had hundreds of them.

So it's one of those things where I don't know. I thought the season was like every 16 years. I thought they came along like fucking hell is common.

But apparently hours was two years and they've been very, very loud at night. So there's an over abundance of cicadas out here.

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