Podfathers S3 E34: Failure To Launch. Again.

The Podfathers

Barstool Sports

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Our pal Large has officially struck out after his third attempted vacation during quarantine was cancelled. The Pod Dads discuss the joys of vacation planning, the weirdness of schools holding virtual fire drills as students remotely learn and the predicament of Jet Blue kicking a family off of flights because a 2 year old wouldn't wear a mask. The guys also answer questions about how to negotiate the tricky topic of when to try for a 2nd kid and dealing with being the parent who allowed your kid to potentially get hurt or lost or worse!

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0:00.0	Hey, podfathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:07.0	Pride members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.4	Welcome to another episode of the podfathers. It's me. It's the large man. It's Monday, August 24th.
0:17.4	We are taping this on. We finished last week's pod, having large tease you with the vacation.
0:24.5	He is about to go on that tease. It is now Monday. We were supposed to record over the weekend.
0:29.7	I texted the big man said, hey, we got a bang this episode out. He goes vacation got canceled yet again.
0:35.3	Open three. Derega pandemic, no less. How are we doing my friend?
0:39.0	Good. Yeah. So we had a death in the family. So this one was real. So anyway,
0:44.4	I just cancel the kids. My godfather, 91 year old, Uncle Tom, rest in peace. Tommy Joyce.
0:50.6	We just had so much going on. My little brother who has three kids, including one who's under two.
0:56.8	Yeah, just a little accident with her and thanks for the and
1:02.2	and her older brother was like, you know, reading her book in bed and he, you know, she was rolling off the bed.
1:07.6	So he went to go catch her and he accidentally went in a weird thing and snapped her femur.
1:12.0	So now it's like a one of the actual baby in the hospital. And it's where I like in the hospital.
1:16.2	And then all of a sudden, she was going on with the kids football camps. All of a sudden, I like on.
1:20.1	Like, everything was kind of what we're going to do. We're going to do it. All of a sudden, it was on.
1:23.5	So between me, like putting it off so we could do the funeral on Saturday and then the hospital
1:29.6	playing and then kids football camp starting. So we'd have to go back and forth. I just set up, you
1:35.5	know, or Annie said, Annie's like, why are we running around like goddamned morons with this?
1:39.9	We're trying, and she knows she says, we, but she knows it's me. You're trying to put together a
1:44.8	vacation, which is nice, but you're trying to put together all these vacations in a pandemic. And
1:48.8	maybe we can just, let's just, you know, stop. So we, I was still new. So not there was a huge
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