Podfathers #160: Elf On The Shelf SZN

The Podfathers

Barstool Sports

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Clem is losing his mind after being snowed in with the kids after a holiday break. A Santa Clause got fired for consensually touching some titty off the clock. #FreeSanta. The guys answer some mailbags and more!!!

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0:00.0	Hey, podfathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:07.3	Pride members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.6	Welcome back to another edition of podfathers on Uncle Chaps.
0:13.4	I'm joined as always by my guy large and we have Clim as well.
0:16.8	Today we're going to be presented to you by our good friends at milk.
0:19.6	As always, milk is nutritious and delicious.
0:22.1	It's good for the kids' bones.
0:23.4	It's good for their hearts.
0:24.5	Whenever you open up your fridge, if you don't see a big old gallon of milk in there,
0:28.6	fuck you. How about that?
0:29.9	Just start off with a nice little fuck you for all the people who don't drink milk.
0:35.2	Even if you have a dairy allergy, suck it up, suck the milk down, get over it.
0:39.9	Stop being a little bait.
0:41.0	No, we're not going to say that.
0:42.2	If you have a milk allergy, that's okay.
0:45.2	I guess I love what's real.
0:46.8	We want to see those pictures.
0:48.2	It's Elf on the shelf season.
0:49.9	It's Santa Claus season.
0:51.1	We want to see your kids cry.
0:52.7	If they're crying because of Santa, let us know.
0:54.7	We want to see that.
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