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There's another edition of the podfathers and your boy is feeling bad.

I've got a blue thing over my face that has the cooling gel inside and it's giving me a little

temporary relief. I had surgery on my face yesterday, Clem. Two, both eyes, surgery, yesterday.

Ridiculous.

Sweet face, bro, you're Chap's man. That's who you are right now.

I feel like Chap's man. The guy was pissed. Do you ever watch Dr. Pimple Popper?

I am too scared of Dr. Pimple Popper. I refuse to watch Dr. Pimple Popper, but I've seen one or two.

They've snuck their way out to my feed.

So the guy there, he was like, if you watch Dr. Pimple Popper, he's like the one that we did on

your right eye. He was like, it was perfect. He was like, it was just, I felt the shit like pop

out of my eye and land on my face like in other places. It was crazy. But it's, I guess I'm supposed

to be better in a couple of days. I have a big time honeymoon thing, not a honeymoon anniversary,

10th anniversary this weekend for me and the lovely lady. What a weekend we're going to have.

It should be nice and all of that is going to be brought to us. Well, I are good friends at milk

because milk is delicious. It's strong. I need milk to pick up the natural nutritious elements to

help heal eyes faster. I wish I could just instead of taking all this medicine and putting creams

and ointments in my eyes, it'd be a lot easier if I could just down a couple glasses of milk and

call it a day. Get nutritious with the chaps. Milk is enriching nutritious. It has vitamins. You

need all that right now because I'm telling your partner, you're hurting. I could just see

your face, your chaps, my bones. Chaps man, milk is your spinach for pop eye kind of a thing.

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