Podfathers #103: If Nobody Shows Up To Your Kids Birthday Party, You Are Probably An Asshole
The Podfathers
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2018
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
The Podfathers rebuke the parents of the kid who went viral for having a birthday party that nobody showed up for. They then discuss what type of candy to give out on halloween, poor shame people that eat oatmeal creme pies, and wrap things up with some happy bedtime stories!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, potfathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:10.5 | There it is. |
| 0:11.5 | There's a clap. |
| 0:12.5 | When you hear that clap, you know the potfathers are about to roll again and we don't roll |
| 0:18.8 | anywhere without our gunmetal chrome finished tools, baby. |
| 0:22.5 | That's how we keep it going. |
| 0:23.5 | That's how we do it in the dad life because if you don't have craftsman tools in your |
| 0:27.3 | toolkit, are you really a fucking dad? |
| 0:29.2 | I would say no, you are not. |
| 0:31.8 | In fact, I would say you're a little baby-backed bitch without any tools because you need |
| 0:35.5 | to get a hundred and thirty seven piece standard set and metallic polish chrome finished as |
| 0:39.5 | well. |
| 0:40.5 | It's not just gunmetal now folks. |
| 0:41.5 | We're doing all kinds of stuff. |
| 0:43.0 | It's unbelievable what they got going on at craftsman. |
| 0:45.3 | If you're not getting your craftsman tools from lows, you're really missing the boat. |
| 0:48.8 | Really, really missing the boat, my friends. |
| 0:50.8 | So go to lows. |
| 0:51.8 | Craftsman. |
| 0:52.8 | No, let me find the actual address to give you. |
| 0:55.5 | It's a good ad. |
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