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How are you doing on this wonderful Friday afternoon Tom? I am doing great

Let's list it off. It's autumn. It's autumn in New York City. Mm-hmm number two

The Pope's back in town. He's not back in town. He was never in town. Maybe

he probably went to college. He's never been to America. Number three happy birthday is back in the public domain. Yeah, so

let's

Well, let's sing it later. Yeah

We've we've booked a boys choir to come in and sing happy birthday to the Pope. Yeah, we'll also be appearing on the show today

I'll be joining us a little bit later. He's

Ironically caught in a lot of traffic

Yeah, which I was under the impression that traffic was all messed up

Because of him. No, it is. He's a horrible driver. Oh, that's why people it's it's it's it's for our safety now

Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, he drives that Pope mobile. He's got that little fiat. He's

He never knows which country is in which side of the road he's supposed to be on he's in a fiat instead of a

The

The Pope mobile he doesn't like being in the Pope mobile

So he tries as often as possible just to be in a little fiat. What doesn't he like about it? He feels like he's on display

I mean, I imagine I mean you are in like a little glass cage up on a thing in there

But he can't you know, he can't touch people through that or anything you can't roll down the windows

No, there's no windows in the Pope mobile. There's windows window

There's windows in the fiat, which is why he likes the fiat

But they probably like if I were if I were to go to Midtown right now

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