Bion! Bion! Bion! Bion! What's up everybody? Welcome to podcast. Bion episode 355. I'm one of your host Greg Miller alongside. He only does everything. Call him or he already. Greetings. Greetings. How are you? I'm alright. No salutations today. No. Not your thing. No, fuck you.

Wow. And in our ever-erotating third share, the one and only, my Italian meatball, the birthday boy. Brian Alzana.

Thank you. Thank you. How old are you? I'm 33 today. Well, we're happy to give you this birthday gift of an appearance on podcast. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I just cracked. How old are you?

I was born in 1970-71. You got that Atari on the 2600 the day it hits on us. Why are you looking at your phone that way? I was just watching scene of anything with the Jets.

But why are you doing it like this? You're doing it like with a claw one handed. I got the cardboard. This is my favorite 90 year old woman.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. This is IGN's PlayStation podcast. The number one PlayStation podcast on the Internet. We call it podcast beyond every Tuesday. Usually it goes up as an MP3 and then Wednesdays of video.

Today were a day off because I took a day off. It's fine. No, no, no, no. I know. Tell the kids on the Internet. What do we know? Nobody knows. There's a huge paper trail when everybody knows it. Everybody knows. Yeah. I was going to say you can't. There's nothing you do in secrecy anymore.

You tweet about your video game vacation 7,000 times. I'll show you how to unfollow people. I briefly thought about blocking you because you said something else snarky. Don't go down this road, Colin. You got to come back to us.

You were mad because I said I was hoping you can tweet that out one more time. And then you tweeted again and I said no. That was when someone told me in the chat room on Twitch that that was happening.

It was automatically tweeting for me. And then I was like, oh, everybody go tell Colin that I'm tripping right now. It's fun. The Internet world we live in. It's pretty good. Yeah.

Let's begin the show with what is and forever will be the Roper report.

Time for some news. Good job. I never understood the song. Oh, it's because there was for a while there was an argument between what we were saying.

So we started emphasizing some and then we just never stopped. This is like Jeff Haynes. I'm talking about like in the original.

Right. No, got it. I'm right there with you now because I think it was time for some news. But then it used to say at some point people started saying news.

And then the big kids rode in. They're like, you're missing the sum. So I started emphasizing some like a bunch of jerks. Well, we nailed it nailed it this time.

It's 15 items almost 50 items. 50. What? No, 50 is 1515.

1515. I was going to say it in French, but I don't remember how to say 15 in French.

I'll never get there. How many? There's like two.

You made it farther me and I took French for three years in school. Yeah. And I did not know I you got to what six.

Yeah. Okay. Noof is nine. I got I got to go on higher. I took I took French in seventh grade, eighth grade, ninth grade, tenth grade, 11th grade, and two years in college.

Me too. I can't count. Me too. My my two years of college. Yeah. That was a. It's like it sucks man. The joke learning stuff sucks.

I can't imagine learning a language as an adult and having to use it. I would just learn it what I needed. And I forget it. That's why the system is broken.

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