Podcast #72: Divine $h!t Happens
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2015
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
In our very first video-recorded episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors (courtesy of David and Kevin from the Charred Barrel Society), Jason and Christian explore the merits of a new religion called "Pastafarianism," after which we address the "War on Christmas" and the supposedly nationwide outcry over Starbucks' new holiday cups in particular. We then take a listener's question about how much a potential president's religion matters before addressing the recent terrorist attacks in Paris. We spend a fair bit of time debating another caller's question about whether prayer really works, which leads us down various rabbit holes such as why God allows evil, what role free will plays in God's plan, and whether biblical history really functions the way many believers wish it did. Our attention then turns to the phenomenon of non-religious people sending their children to Christian schools, which causes our resident agnostic to both bemoan his own youth while simultaneously wondering whether his own kids could use a bit more Jesus in their lives. Our "Dick Move, God" segment introduces us to someone who unfortunately seemed to experience God killing their good parent while praising the crappy one. Christian is biebered by Hollywood money, while Jason's bieber involves having clueless followers.
Also, "Don't worry about the vase."
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? Episode 72. We made it. That's the year I was born. Right. Yeah. Yeah, you're old. It's also like the perfect temperature. Who you think? For indoors. I don't know. Actually, for outdoors too. 72's a bit warm. For indoors. Really? Yeah. Hmm. Just saying. Not in the winter. In the winter, you want it to be set at 72? The summer it would be hot if it was set at 72. I think 73 is the best temperature because that's when I was born. So we have to acknowledge that we're not alone in the room today. No. We've got some voyeurs. Yeah. we have a couple guys who claim to be from the South, but don't sound like they are. |
| 0:41.0 | No. |
| 0:42.9 | And they're filming the podcast. |
| 0:46.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.6 | So this podcast will be put out in audio on Monday, like normal. |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.1 | And then video will follow days, if not weeks later. |
| 0:55.5 | Depending on how lazy they are and how long it takes them to turn this thing around. |
| 0:59.7 | So if you want to watch this on video later, you don't want to hear it on audio, you've already counted it as a play for us. |
| 1:05.6 | Yeah, that's like you're listening to this. |
| 1:07.1 | Your sole function as, yeah, feel free to turn this off and watch the video later. |
| 1:10.8 | We don't care if people listen to the whole thing. |
| 1:12.3 | We just care if they click play once because that's your whole function as an audience. |
| 1:16.0 | So thank you. |
| 1:17.5 | Matter of fact, if you want to come back later and click play again, that'd be great. |
| 1:19.9 | How long does it take? |
| 1:20.9 | I don't know. |
| 1:21.2 | Just wait like an hour to be safe. |
| 1:22.9 | Okay. |
| 1:23.2 | That's good. |
| 1:23.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.0 | See? So, no, David and Kevin Tolentino and Kevin DeShields are here from the Charred Barrel Society. |
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