Podcast #69: You're Not Gonna Live Forever (or Learn how to Fly)
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2015
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a heartwarming tale of "tough love," that special brand of care that renders the phrase "kill them with kindness" all the more meaningful. We take a call from a listener demanding to know more about Jason's life (which demand is rebuffed), and another from some guy who hates Mother Teresa and implies she was some sort of monster. We discuss one of the New Atheist's controversial view of gun control, completely solve the riddle of reincarnation, and then tackle the issue of radical Islam. We are asked to weigh in on Justin Bieber's wiener (which one of us has seen and the other has also seen but won't admit it), and then take another call about the difference between Edward Snowden and Kim Davis. In our "Dick Move, God" segment we meet a grieving elementary school teacher whose students learned a valuable lesson about what happens when you damage the ego of the Lord's anointed. Christian is biebered by people who refuse to "Feel the Bern," while Jason's bieber involves being forced to think about useless people.
Also: Bears, God? Really? Wow. Just… wow.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello |
| 0:04.3 | What's that from? |
| 0:09.0 | The Ricky Jurace |
| 0:09.9 | Hello |
| 0:10.9 | I wish they would anime |
| 0:12.2 | Straight away |
| 0:12.6 | I wish it would anime |
| 0:13.4 | Yeah |
| 0:13.9 | Oh dude is your microphone falling off the table |
| 0:17.5 | Nope I just |
| 0:18.7 | I don't these are harder to adjust Nothing's ever good enough for you, is it? Right. I wish they would animate our podcast. That was Carl, Carl Pilkington. Yeah. And the little round-handed buffoon that is Carl Pilkington. Right. What happened to that? Why did they stop doing that? |
| 0:38.3 | I don't know. |
| 0:39.9 | They did it for two or three seasons. |
| 0:53.7 | I don't know how much more they could have done with it. I mean, it was hilarious. I still watch it. Like, it'll be my go-to thing if I'm sitting in the kitchen. And you're high? No, I'm not high. I'm eating now. But I bet it would be really good if you were high, the Rick Gervais show on HBO. |
| 0:54.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.6 | That would be hilarious. |
| 0:56.3 | Right. |
| 0:54.2 | Because you'd all of a sudden you'd be like, Yeah, but I bet it would be really good if you were high, the Rickard Jervais show on HBO. Yeah. |
| 1:13.6 | Next time. That would be hilarious. Right. Because you'd all of a sudden you'd be like, where are these voices coming from? And like, it's animated, but. But it's not. But did they know that this was what was going to happen in the animation when they said this? No, did they made the animation first? and then they had to this backfill in the content with words. |
| 1:13.6 | That's a great idea. going to happen in the animation when they said this? No, dude, they made the animation first. And then they had to this back fill in the content with words. |
| 1:26.1 | That's a great idea. It's hard. It's so hard to do it that way. You know what they should have done is animated it after. That's a great idea. That's like when you watch like a couple talking and you make up the conversation they're having. you know, you sit with someone else and you kind of say, |
| 1:27.6 | this is what he's saying, this is what she's saying. |
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