Podcast #66: Roseburg

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2015

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this special episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, Jason and Christian discuss the recent mass shooting in Roseburg, OR, as well as exhibit their hatred of America and freedom by daring to wonder aloud whether anything can be done about this sort of thing (and if so, what). As it turns out, plenty of things can be done (but whether we have the national will to do them is another question).

Also, small penises.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dude, we were just in the kitchen.
0:05.5	We were?
0:06.7	We were?
0:07.3	I'm not really telling you this.
0:09.0	I'm telling the people that are listening to us this.
0:11.8	And there were like five teenagers in there.
0:14.9	Four?
0:15.5	Five, four.
0:16.1	Yeah.
0:17.3	And we were talking to them for like 30 seconds.
0:19.9	And then we grabbed our drinks and walked out and said, we'll see you guys later.
0:23.3	And we walked towards my bedroom.
0:24.9	And I was thinking to myself, none of them know that we do a podcast together.
0:30.3	All they know is that we took our drinks and went to my bedroom.
0:35.6	Like all 18 to 19 year olds are going, okay.
0:38.7	So that's how it is in Zeke's family.
0:42.2	Speaking of, have you seen our latest review on iTunes?
0:46.2	No, I haven't checked in a few days.
0:47.9	So it's a five-star review.
0:48.8	It was the one that says that...
0:50.4	This podcast is basically Jason and Grisha pretending they don't live together.
0:58.3	Okay. This podcast is basically Jason and Christian pretending they don't live together. No, dude, I didn't see that.
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